[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object
for “hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 6

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 10

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
TOTAL: 12

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 15

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally... (It was on a chip and I didnt see it)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 20

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (And the walls)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[ ] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 27

TOTAL SCORE: 24... oshitoshitoshit I'm gonna die! (Rincewind)

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% mentally ill

108% MENTALLY ILL!! How the hell am I over 100%?!